I-SALES HELP DESK / WEB REVIEW
List Moderator: Eva Rosenberg
Published by: AudetteMedia
DATE 8/24/99 Issue # 431
"Help with Quotes, Wit, Perspective..."
~ Rod Aries
From: Rod Aries mailto:email@example.com
Subject: Help with Quotes, Wit, Perspective...
Hello, I could use a bit of help. I have a speech to give to a group and an article, or two, to write as well... and wanting to appear funnier, more creative and insightful than I actually am, I would be most appreciative if anyone could suggest any quotes, wit, perspective on the net...
What I am looking for is items like: For net frustration: In net space, no one can hear you scream. or For external link strategies: They check in, but they don't check out. or Would be quotes - What JFK would have said about the net: Ask not what your customers can do for you, but what you can do for your customers. or Comments on applications - i.e., Animated graphics: The Tourettes Syndrome of the net. or On net security: It used to be only your psychiatrist would ask you if you are secure, now the whole world wants to know...
Well, you get the idea.
I would put your comment/suggestion up on my web site, attributing it to you :) although in the speech or
article(s), I don't think I will have the opportunity to cite each source that I would use. When completed I would email you my web page, so you could see your exceptionally funny, wonderful, stellar, spectacular contribution, plus other comments that I may receive.
Your dry humor, brilliant insight, play on words, witty thoughts et al are most appreciated, but take it easy on OJ and Star Trek references...
At your service,
Rod Aries http://www.howtointernet.com/?600
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